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Motorcycle Cancer - What Next?

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

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Greetings fellow automobile enthusiasts, and welcome to the first example of What Next? - where I will unabashedly make fun of things that someone out there is taking too seriously. Like motorcycle cancer, for instance. As always, if you have any suggestions for future topics, drop me a line or let me know in the comments.

Motorcycle Cancer. Can you believe it? That’s just what I need. Next thing you know they’ll try to tell me that smoking my pipe is going to give me cancer.

What!?! Is there anything I can do?

Anyway, Randall Dale Chipkar (I love that name) has written a book called MOTORCYCLE CANCER? Are motorcycles KILLING US with cancers of the prostate, colon, kidney, bone, etc?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and answer:

No.

There. With that out of the way, lets start making fun of this guy. My favorite line from the press release is:

Historically, governments and various EM related industries (hydro-electric, cell tower, cell phone, etc.) have denied EM health effects so as to not create panic.

Or, you know, maybe because there are no health effects. Also:

My book, MOTORCYCLE CANCER?, and this website does not “prove” anything discussed. I am not a doctor, health professional or electronics expert.

Quite possible the most unnecessary statement I’ve ever seen. What do you think?

In summary:

  • What Next?
  • Motorcycle Cancer
  • Great name
  • Not a Doctor

As always, feel free to sound off in the comments.

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